Artist | Lunkhead | Social Worker | Ordained Minister
(i do weddings)
buy my mega gay t shirts and show the feds how unequivocally based you are
i will do anything for 5 dollars
(not that tho)
for room and board and access to the open bar at the reception (dry weddings okay too) , I will travel to you and officiate your wedding! I will write a unique ceremony speech and include preferred elements and components of the ceremony per your request.
list of optionable wedding components coming soon!
for 5 dollars i can either spit in your mouth or praise you for being a good little puppy. 8 dollars if you want both
interested in learning how to shred sweet asphalt and get some minor booboos while doing it? my coaching will include:
///safe falling
///fundamentals
///using your stoppers (they are not scary, i promise)
///skating indoors
///skating outdoors
///training drills/goalmaking
///skate maintenance
***bring ur own skates! helmet required, knee/elbow/wrist pads highly recommended***
///rollerblading heteros need not apply///
~i have no intrinsic value if i am not productive, so i can train you as much as you want and as my schedule allows~
i am sane and can be trusted with YOUR MONEY
find me elsewhere
